Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Spazzo Mag Names (how not to name your children)

Photo: An outback themed public toilet at a service station/truckstop in outback Western Australia.


Continuing from the previous post about changing a woman's surname after marriage, I thought I'd continue down the same track in relation to what Marie from the Vote Me Up podcast would call "Spazzo Mag Names".


It is bad enough that some people give their kids unusual (or not common, more to the point) names. My name (Eric) is a classic example of that. Despite that, it is still sometimes spelt incorrectly such as Erik. Having said that, I have contributed to that with my nickname of Erk.


Then there are other examples such as older names that were once common but are not modern now. Examples of names like this could be Mabel, Doris, Ethel, Edward.


Some people have names such as Edward and they insist on being called Edward. Other people couldn't change quick enough to Ed or Eddie and only have Edward on their official documents.


There is a trend for people to alter the spelling of a common name by changing a couple of letters to make something completely different. Rebecca can become Rebekah and proving that this isn't a new trend, I went to high school with a girl called Rebekah and that was a while ago now!


With celebrities especially, there is a trend for simply strange names for their children. I shudder to think about what a list of favourite baby names in the future will contain. I had a look at the current top 10 list of baby names in NSW according to the NSW Registry of Births, Deaths & Marriages. The list for both genders in 2006 and 1996 are below. I am presuming that this list does not include variations such as Matthew with 1 T, Sarah with no H, etc.


BOYS 2006
Number
Jack720
Joshua660
William625
Lachlan605
Thomas569
James531
Daniel457
Noah413
Ryan408
Ethan404
GIRLS 2006
Number
Chloe519
Charlotte488
Ella475
Emily474
Olivia465
Jessica440
Isabella415
Mia394
Sophie383
Sienna332
BOYS 1996
Number
Joshua1215
Daniel905
Matthew903
James881
Jack780
Thomas734
Nicholas673
Luke635
Benjamin634
Michael624
GIRLS 1996 Number
Jessica933
Emily768
Sarah694
Emma540
Georgia436
Chloe427
Samantha426
Hannah393
Lauren386
Rebecca375

















As someone who has an uncommon first name, uncommon middle name and an uncommon surname, I am used to spelling out my names for people if needed. That's not to say that it is annoying, especially when some people don't understand English. But when you call a person "Jack" for instance, of course people assume that it is spelt J-A-C-K. However if your parents called you J-A-K or J-A-C-K-K, it would be a pain for a kid who grows up to be an adult to constantly say "no, that is Jack spelt J-A-K" or they call him Jake. I've listed Rebecca/Rebekah as another example. In another example, one of the contestants in this year's Big Brother was Susannah (Susanna) and if you think about it, you'd be able to think of quite a few different spellings for different names.



Indeed, my mate Leigh would probably be thinking that he is sick of people spelling his name Lee and is Leigh a male or female name? There's another issue in itself with what I would call "unisexual" names, names that can be used for people of either gender. Sometimes the name is spelt the same way for either gender, spelt differently (Tony or Toni) or you get some people who have a female name who are actually male (Jackie comes to mind here).


So if you have to name a child, think very carefully before you call it Apple! Not only do they have that name as a baby but also as a child, a teenager and an adult!


I know that my mum thought very carefully when she named me Eric and she didn't want a name that could be made fun of or shortened but a few years later I proved her wrong and now it is all Erk, all the time!

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